During this Fantasy Football season, thoughts turn to … fantasy girlfriends, who will put up with your crap. Netscape.com took a look at the top 10 fantasy girlfriends; RedEye tags along.
1. Jennifer Garner
Netscape: Polite, graceful and sweet to be around.
RedEye: Awwwww, so cute. Now put us in a headlock.
2. Angelina Jolie
Netscape: Imagine kissing those sensuous, large lips.
RedEye: On the flip side, she might get a little lippy with you.
3. Jennifer Lopez
Netscape: Charisma and poise.
RedEye: That’s polite speech for “major badonka donk.”
4. Tiffani Thiessen
Netscape: Hollywood has not destroyed her wonderful sense of humor.
RedEye: Piercing eyes, cheeks large enough to store pecans.
5. Alyssa Milano
Netscape: Sweet and sensitive, but sinful and sexual.
RedEye: No need for wallet picture, just surf the Net.
6. Jessica Alba
Netscape: Young, assertive and enough attitude to go the distance with anyone in her way.
RedEye: A little on the jailbait-ey side, not like those Olsens.
7. Rose McGowan
Netscape: Generous personality … doesn’t play head games.
RedEye: She was with Manson.
Not Charles (which would’ve been better).
8. Beyonce Knowles
Netscape: Even on “casual” days, she belongs on the front cover of a magazine.
RedEye: Can do no wrong.
9. Naomi Watts
Netscape: Fresh and adventurous style.
RedEye: Long legs never go out of style.
10. Brooke Burke
Netscape: Two words: swimsuit model!
RedEye: Two words: Yeah, baby!
Milano won Netscape’s poll, taking 24 percent of the more than 20,000 votes as of Monday night. Garner came in second with 16 percent, while Gowan bottomed out at 3 percent.
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Edited by RedEye staff (ritaredeye@tribune.com)
