Jessica Simpson is going to Harvard.
She’s not studying there, of course. She and hubby Nick Lachey will be “keeping it real,” hitting Harvard and other Ivy League schools on a Q&A tour in early 2004, according to MTV.com. The trip will be filmed for the second season of MTV’s reality hit “Newlyweds.”
Jessica’s manager and dad, Joe Simpson, who said the idea was inspired by “Legally Blonde,” inspired us to compare the real-life Jessica to the film femme Elle Woods.
Elle Woods Jessica Simpson
Law degree Reason for Harvard trip Shameless publicity for her
and her hubby
Spoke before Congress Harvard worthy? Just learned what “rigor
mortis” means
Anything pink and Favorite accessory Pricey lingerie and her Louis
Bruiser, her chihuahua Vuitton “camping” bag
Made herself Spoiled factor Wants maid for herself
“Snaps for …” Favorite phrase “I have to peeee.”
Keep animals away Cause Keep Nick away from testing
from cosmetics testing waters at Playboy Mansion
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Edited by RedEye staff (ritaredeyeATSIGNtribune.com)
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