Who among us hasn’t looked at our truck, motorcycle or car and said, “You know what that vehicle needs? Testicles.”
Enter Truck Nutz–a molded piece of plastic that adds a little, uh, manliness to the undercarriage of your vehicle. “They have absolutely no redeeming value,” said Truck Nutz manufacturer Wilson Kemp. “They are strictly to give people the chuckles.”
For that purpose, they work. Kemp has heard stories of Truck Nutz-bearing vehicles being run off the road–the assailants wanted to know where to buy a pair. He has yet to hear of a police complaint and has received only a few anonymous voice mails from offended motorists. “There’s nothing illegal or immoral about them, they’re just a little on the edge.”
They cost $15 in colors ranging from pale flesh to camouflage. The large, chrome-plated model ($39.99) is a hot seller this season, while smaller pairs are available for motorcycles and ATVs. A hole at the top accommodates a wire to affix to the vehicle.
“It’s important to have them swing,” Kemp advised. “It’s funnier that way.”
This Guy Gift can be ordered at www.trucknutz.com or by calling Kemp himself at 866-468-6889. And for additional chuckles, ask about the guarantee.
