It’s a problem that plagues American men: You want to work the barbecue or mow the lawn or hug your children, but your hands are full with bottles of beer. Enter the Beer Neck, billed as the world’s first hands-free beer cooler/transporter. “The Beer Neck is for anyone who enjoys a good beer and demands convenience,” said inventor Curt Silbert.
It’s basically a foam coolie on a string. But the bonus is the resealable cap, which prevents beer from spilling out during skydives or lovemaking. “Your beer stays in the bottle, and it stays cold three times longer,” Silbert said.
On his Web site, that’s Silbert in the photo with the two women and his trusty Beer Neck. “A man has more important things to do with his hands than hold a beer,” he said.
To order the Beer Neck, put down your drink and call 888-4-beerneck (888-423-3763), or visit www.beerneck.com.
