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Fifty-eight percent of females groom their genital areas before a date, according to a survey of 1,142 people aged 13-24 for Axe Deodorant Bodyspray and Bolt.com. The trick would be to know whether this is before first dates.
Twenty-nine percent of males said they do similar barbering. But wait, nearly half the females complained about males having stinky breath. In essence, guys are spiking the ball before they even get a first down.
But be alert for the sound of sirens, guys: 64 percent of women encourage fooling around in a place where they can get caught.
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