To the dismay of wives and girlfriends across America, the popularity of fantasy football has multiplied in recent years with more than 10 million enthusiasts hosting draft party trips in Las Vegas, buying millions of fantasy football magazines and, basically, wasting even more of their lives on pro sports than they were in the Dark Ages (pre-fantasy leagues).
So it’s not surprising that fantasy participants have found a way to honor their achievements just like the athletes they idolize. At Fantasy Trophies you can buy a replica Super Bowl trophy or a replica Stanley Cup or a mock baseball statue to honor the winner of your fantasy league. Also available are plaques you can mount on your wall (which should look nice after your lonely wife leaves you in a barren apartment).
“Most leagues play for money,” said Fantasy Trophies owner Craig Grumbach. “At the season-ending party, you hand out the winnings, but all of it is spent in the bar. A trophy is a piece of hardware. It’s like permanent bragging rights that you can take home.”
At least your players won’t desert you.
To commemorate your fantasy acumen, call 888-483-2455 or visit www.fantasytrophy.com (the web site as published has been corrected in this text).
