Think you have what it takes to be the next Eminem or 50 Cent? Mr. Len offers his list of what wannabes have to do to become a famous rapper on the Web site dummysmacks.com.
“After years of being a fan and over a decade of being in the industry, I’ve finally figured it out,” Mr. Len writes. “There are only a few things to do to gain the status of famous rapper, and they’ll work at any level, be it local or across the globe.”
– Look generic–big hats, white T-shirts, gold chains, etc.
– Be really general but sound specific.
– Always be near danger or in a conflict.
– Conceal a gun in a place where it can be found by the police.
– A bit extreme, but if you seriously want to be a famous rapper, you need to get … shot.
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Edited by RedEye staff (ritaredeye@tribune.com)
