Co-champions? With who? The New England Patriots?
A great debate? About what? Whether Michigan was crumpled like paper or plastic?
The controversy over college football’s national championship ended Thursday, it’s exclamation point stained by grass, caked in dirt, and completely sugar free.
USC’s petal-whipping of Michigan should provide irrefutable proof to anyone with eyes, ears and sansabelt shorts. The Trojans are the nation’s best team, and you can say it with a Cajun accent.
The Trojans would be a touchdown favorite against any other team in the country, and you can stick that in your Boomer Sooner and smoke it.
The debate is over. The Trojans can share this championship with thousands of nutty, finger-waving Southern Californians. They need to share it with no others.
