Of course, you’re wondering which lasted longer: Linton
Johnson’s time with the Bulls or Britney Spears’
marriage. The answer, of course, is Rafael
Palmeiro.
Thanks, Viagra.
2. But he’s Keith Hernandez
Ryno? Not in. Hawk? Not close. Keith Hernandez?
No chance, even with Elaine Benes’ vote.
3. High seas, high stakes
Pete Rose observes in his book that his birth date (April 14) is the same day the Titanic sank. He would’ve taken the iceberg, but he thought the ship would cover.
4. But he’s hungry now!
Among the reasons Maryland coach Ralph Friedgen might not be interested in an NFL job is he can’t wait until Sunday to feast on opponents.
5. Stop sign
Maybe Scott Skiles wants the other Bulls to
get defensive when he says Kirk Hinrich is their best player. It’d make them more like Hinrich.
SIXTH MAN
6. Watch yourself
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Edited by the Sports staff of RedEye.
