RedEye dialed up NASA’s robotic rover to get a scoop from 100 million miles away.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, stop shouting. I’m on Mars, not Pluto.
Right. So what’s the view so far?
Looks like western Nevada with fewer truck stops.
So you run around for 90 days and send back pictures of a 100-mile wide crater.
How are the shots turning out back there? I’m shooting digital and I worry about the quality.
Not bad. Seen any Martians yet?
This is why Bobby Knight hates the media.
Is Mars really red? Ask around and see if they’ve heard of RedEye.
What’s “RedEye?”
Oh, that’s nice.
I kid. It’s red. And dusty. But enough about me, what’s going on back there since I left seven months ago?
Britney Spears got married.
No?
And divorced.
Stop.
So when you’re done there, how do you get back to Earth?
Holy crap. I have no idea.
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Edited by RedEye staff members.
