Hey, look! Jerry Angelo finally interviewing the kind of guy he said he would!
To think, it has only been two weeks.
Name game: The Bears announced that Steelers offensive line coach Russ Grimm and Rams defensive coordinator Lovie Smith are the first two finalists in the Jerry Angelo Best Reject Available World Tour.
Or: Is that the Cheapest Rumor Available World Tour?
Angelo’s ashes: So many uninspiring candidates, so little time to lowball them.
Say this for Grimm: He sounds like a guy who will run an offense based on what his players do best. Not a novel concept, except for the last group.
Rate this: Jeff Tedford saying no vs. Dick Jauron saying yes. Discuss.
Wait a minute: I believe Gary Crowton just turned down the Bears.
Here’s the deal: You don’t want a defensive coordinator as your head coach if he’s available to be hired right now.
Question is: Why would you hire a guy whose defense ranked worse than Greg Blache’s?
Wait a minute: I believe Gerry Faust just turned down the Bears.
Word is: Angelo will talk to Blache. That’s just to give him the number for Century 21, right?
Then again: The idea of the Bears making Blache their head coach is appealing in a sort of gotta-see-that-traffic-accident way.
Wait a minute: I believe Alpo Suhonen just turned down the Bears.
Nice skills: Angelo spends nine hours with a “friend” — and the guy still says no? Guess the only deal Angelo can close involves potential DUI candidates.
Lesson: Saban is staying in school. Wish he’d have taught that to Eddy Curry.
And: Jamal Crawford.
Wait a minute: I believe Rich Kotite just turned down the Bears.
Brett Favre: Meet Alex Gonzalez.
Fourth-and-26: What, R.W. McQuarters plays for the Packers too?
Wait a minute: I believe Terry Bevington just turned down the Bears.
