1. Pull the weed Not sure which is more embarrassing:
Da Bull getting busted for selling pot from
his car or the fact that Eddie Robinson’s on the roster
making over $6 million a year.
2. Joint operation
In case you’re wondering, the Trail Blazers have not called to see if Da Bull might be available before the trading deadline.
3. Best buds
It’s unclear how Da Bull will plead in the case, but Nate Newton didn’t answer his one phone call.
4. Corner bakery
According to the Bulls Web site, Da Bull is available for appearances by calling their community relations line at 312-455-4000. Is that his pager?
5. Doobie brothers
No word if the Matadors were big guys to begin with or just had the munchies.
Sixthman
6. Get off the pot
A full Starting Five on Da Bull might seem unnecessarily rough. Perhaps. But no more so than having to watch a 10-point loss to the Wizards.
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Edited by the Sports staff of RedEye.
