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Great. I haven’t been to the doctor or dentist in almost three years. If I wanted to start a family I wouldn’t be able to afford it (sorry, mom). My $80,000 MBA with honors is apparently worthless.

Hey, if each of the 2.3 million of us who lost their jobs during his presidency donated a buck, maybe we could quit working weekends at Nordstrom and find good work on Mars. No wonder he’s the president!