Yao Ming will replace Kobe Bryant as
McDonald’s new global spokesman.
Apparently “I’m pleadin’ it” wasn’t going to work for them.
2. 1 yard and a cloud of duh’s
Coordinator Terry Shea told fans on the Bears’ Web site to be patient with the offense: “You just have to obviously take it one step at a time.” One step at a time? Wasn’t that John Shoop’s running game?
3. Aim high
It seems we never give the Bulls any
credit for doing well. So after pasting the sub-.500 Celtics at home, we won’t be starting today either.
4. Get in his grill, George
George Foreman apparently is serious about fighting again.
Ron Popeil looks a little spindly, but a matchup with his
Showtime Rotisserie should be a real pressure-cooker.
5. And therein lies the problem
The NHL’s owners claim they lost $273 million last season, but the players say they’re not buying it. Know who’s really not buying it? The fans.
SIXTHMAN
6. Panty line of scrimmage
The Chicago Force, a female football team, has challenged another franchise that plays in lingerie to a real game. They can try to get their hands on their playbook, but they’ll discover it’s Victoria’s Secret.
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Edited by the Sports staff of RedEye.
