Fine, destroy the Bartman Ball if it makes everyone feel good. But if we start blowing things up because they kept the Cubs out of the World Series, we’d have to dynamite two-thirds of the people who have ever worn the uniform.
2. Crusty Dusty
With the way Dusty Baker answers questions about baseball’s steroids controversy, he’s given “roid rage” new meaning.
3. Stark Raven mad
USC’s Mike Williams declared for the draft as just a sophomore. This could open up the NFL floodgates to a torrent of immature players. Now, what’s all this about Jamal Lewis?
4. Hail to the critters
A wildlife specialist confirmed the first wolverine seen in Michigan in 200 years. It too was waiting to become draft eligible.
5. Guard under guard
Kobe Bryant says he’s open to playing in Denver. The Nuggets are gearing up to land him in free agency, and if things
don’t go well in court, most prisons have intramural teams.
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6. Observation deck
DePaul upset Louisville in Louisville. While the win is great, that house of Cards has been tumbling for a while.
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Edited by the Sports staff of RedEye.
