News Almost over Share this: Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky Share on X (Opens in new window) X Print (Opens in new window) Print Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email By Chicago TribunePUBLISHED: July 24, 2004 at 1:00 AM CDT | UPDATED: August 19, 2021 at 9:09 PM CDTGetting your Trinity Audio player ready...Wanted for hire: One fat lady. Where: Wrigley Field. Job: Sing Share this: Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky Share on X (Opens in new window) X Print (Opens in new window) Print Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email