Let me preface this by saying I’ve only been keeping up with this year’s Olympics because I don’t have cable. And with about five channels to watch, eight times out of 10 the Olympics is the most interesting thing on (especially considering that 10 times out of 10 I have no desire to watch reruns of “Roseanne,” and seven times out of 10 I’ve already seen the rerun episode of “COPS”).
That said, I had heard plenty about Michael Phelps before even seeing a picture of him, and when I first saw him, it was just a face shot and I thought, “Aww, he’s cute, like a teenager.” But then I flipped on the Olympics and saw that swimsuit.
Damn! It’s like barely above his bizness. Whether it’s for image or comfort, I’m definitely OK with it. And Michael Phelps, I’m very, very single if you are ever in town.
