Paul Hamm trounced Mia Hamm at googlefight.com, garnering 323,000 results to 160,000. And it’s not reviewable.
St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Julian Tavarez was suspended
10 games for applying a foreign substance to his hat. It was probably caviar. Hats are so bourgeois.
If you haven’t watched beach volleyball on High-Definition TV then, well, you’re probably not a lecherous old hound like myself.
What on earth are the Sox going to do with Jon Garland? If Matt Karchner is available, I say pull the trigger. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Whenever I watch Olympic diving I’m reminded of my prep school days. Well, not my prep school days but those of somebody I grew up with. And boy were they fabulous. So I’m told.
The Hungarian who won the gold medal in the discus was stripped of it because he failed a doping test. He reportedly returned the medal in world-record distance but, of course, it didn’t count.
Do you know anybody who went to Greece who isn’t a journalist or an athlete? Because I don’t, and I know everybody.
At least I thought I did. Nice to meet you. Call me, we’ll do lunch.
Has Magglio Ordonez played his last game in Chicago? Of course not. I’m pretty sure the Mets play an interleague series here next season.
If anybody knows anybody who can use an original copy of “The Scream,” let’s just say I know a guy who’s willing to deal.
When the Olympics are over, we’re all going to feel very used. But on the bright side, the Olympics will be over.
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The list
5 other prominent Hamms
John Hamm, premier of Nova
Sam Hamm, screenwriter
Ken Hamm, singer-songwriter
Nick Hamm, film director
Hamm’s beer, beer
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