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The White House found at least one weapon of mass destruction: Janet Jackson’s boob.
The pop singer has accused President Bush of using her Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction” to divert national attention from the Iraq war.
“I truly feel in my heart that the president wanted to take the focus off of him at that time, and I was the perfect vehicle to do so at that moment,” she told Genre magazine.
And Bush shouldn’t bother to say sorry–Damita Jo has made up her mind for November: “Will I be voting for Bush? Hell, no!”
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Edited by RedEye staff (ritaredeye@tribune.com)
