After appearing on “Good Morning America” on Tuesday morning, the U.S. women’s soccer team read the Top Ten list on “Late Show with David Letterman”
The No. 1 spot went to Mia Hamm, wife of Cubs shortstop Nomar Garciaparra.
The category: The Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I’ve Won a Gold Medal.
The list (and the player who read the line):
10. “Thinking soccer ball was Letterman’s head made it more fun to kick.” (Heather O’Reilly)
9. “I’m saving on my gold medal insurance, thanks to Geico.” (Lindsay Tarpley)
8. “Now that the Olympics are over, it’ll be fun to use our hands again.” (Cat Reddick)
7. “I swiped a couple of miniature bottles of shampoo from the Athens Marriott.” (Briana Scurry)
6. “We tested positive … for being 18 really hot soccer babes.” (Abby Wambach)
5. “I regularly go to McDonald’s to satisfy my Olympic-sized appetite. I just made $10,000 for saying that.” (Kristine Lilly)
4. “It was such an honor to play in front of dozens and dozens of crazed fans.” (Joy Fawcett)
3. “Thank goodness I won this thing. On the way to the theater, my medal stopped two bullets.” (Julie Foudy)
2. “I’m pleased to announce that I am now Mrs. Bob Costas.” (Brandi Chastain)
“It’s pretty clear who wears the pants in the family now, huh Nomar?” (Mia Hamm)
