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With the possibility of a lengthy National Hockey League player lockout, I sense panic and foreboding spreading throughout the land.
Without the ability to anticipate bloodletting on the ice and post-Stanley Cup street riots, what will thoughtful American sports fans do?
People might be forced to spend time talking with their families, following the presidential election, reading the news and political sections of newspapers and engaging in cultural pursuits. How un-American that would be?
I hope the hiatus will be brief. Hockey is an entitlement. Give the players however many more millions of dollars they demand.
