Nice to see the Twins spraying beer and champagne in one of Chicago’s very own clubhouses. I really, really hope we send them a cleaning bill.
Wait, no. Not fair. Minnesota’s a small-market team. Let me pick that up.
Tell me you’re more than a little sick of the words “Second City.”
On the heels of Mike Brown’s torn Achilles tendon (pause, wait for horrible pun to sink in, and continue), Charles Tillman is ailing from a sprained knee (pause, break down in tears, and bury head in paws).
Big job fair at Soldier Field. Don’t suppose there is a defensive back out there.
Maybe Randy Moss is so disconsolate over losing in Philly that he sits out the game with the Bears. Could happen.
Detroit’s Arena Football team folded. Never saw it coming.
Allow me to be the first to plop my butt on the “Andres Nocioni for NBA Rookie of the Year” bandwagon.
Actually, the bandwagon doesn’t exist. I’m still building it. It’s gonna be a beauty.
Atlanta will get a 24-hour Braves cable channel called BravesVision on Channel 755. That is cool on so many levels.
See, Hank Aaron hit 755 homers. There, everybody in the car? Good, let’s move on.
Tiger Woods dropped out of an upcoming tournament. Too tired from the Ryder Cup. I won’t be there either. Too tired to care.
Currently the Golden Eagles, Marquette is mulling a return to the Warriors nickname. Consider this: The Marquette Whizzers.
Ooooh, or the Warrior Whizzers. Like the sound of that. Dance squad? The Whizzerettes. Fan club? The Whizzies. For the Whiz kids, of course.
Five things …
Five things I feel bad not caring about:
WNBA playoffs
Japan’s baseball players strike
Incremental NHL lockout updates
National high school hoops rankings
The downfall of the Bucs
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