Can’t really blame Rex Grossman for that ruptured knee ligament. That would be ridiculous. No, let’s be reasonable and sane about all of this and blame the horrible, horrible citizens of Minneapolis.
Results are back after the MRI on my soul. It’s black and blue.
Fresh out of NFL Europe, the Bears land … Chad Hutchinson. I see. You don’t mind if I do more shopping, do you? “Sex and the City” taught me that shopping is therapeutic.
This is nice: Seattle honored one-time star Dave Krieg, who ranks second in NFL history for most times sacked (494). In a halftime ceremony at midfield, they planted a QB in his honor.
You know, Krieg played with the Bears once. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
If Jeff George calls, do not–repeat–do not pick up.
OK, 173 of about 700 NHL players will play in Europe during this lockout. The rest of you: Anybody play a little quarterback?
Here’s the name of a possible backup QB for the Bears. Last name is “Les,” first name is “Thisseasonispoint.”
While lounging on my sofa during Monday night’s game with a cheap beer in one paw and chicken wings in the other, it hit me: This is what it must have been like to attend Britney’s wedding.
Here’s when the Olympics honchos tour prospective 2012 Olympic sites: Madrid (Feb. 3-6), London (Feb. 16-19), New York (Feb. 21-24), Paris (March 9-12) and Moscow (March 14-17). I’ll just assume then that Rockford is in late March.
No mention of Rex in that last item. Maybe I’m over the sorrow and the pain and the shock of it all. Sure. And maybe “Catwoman” brings Halle Berry Oscar No. 2.
Five things ….
Five Bears injuries yet to happen:
– Anthony Thomas’ hurt feelings.
– Tommie Harris’ strained shoulders.
– Brad Maynard’s swollen foot.
– Lovie Smith’s migraines.
– Bears fans’ broken dreams.
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