TODAY’S QUESTIONS
QUESTION 1: What other sports events should be sponsored, and by what firm?
QUESTION 2: What Bulls player could you take in a brawl?
QUESTION 3: Any advice for Craig Krenzel?
QUESTION 4: How often do you think about the NHL lockout?
QUESTION 5: What is your biggest pet peeve in sports?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
All sports brawls should be sponsored by the George Foreman grill.
Eddy Curry. He’d start strong and then fade quickly.
Get as much as you can now,
because the honeymoon is over.
Constantly. And by constantly,
I mean never.
When athletes thank God for a big win but don’t vote Him a
playoff share.
PHIL THOMPSON
Halftimes by Durex. C’mon, they last 15 minutes.
Eddie Robinson. There’s a 99 percent chance he won’t
even show up.
If the blitz is coming from Qasim Mitchell’s side, duck.
All the time. And don’t think I’m not thankful.
Bad officials who blatantly favor the Cowboys, Lakers and other teams I hate.
LEO EBERSOLE
Frigidaire’s a natural for ice skating. Oh, you said “sports.”
Even Othella Harrington could kick my ass.
Marry for money.
Every time a hockey player steals my seat at the gentleman’s club.
Home plate umpires. Does a strike zone even exist anymore?
WHIZZER
Jennie Finch’s wedding, by Nike. Imagine the all-fleece gown.
I’m a lover, not a fighter. That said, Tyson Chandler.
You can do anything your heart desires, just not in the NFL.
Whenever someone asks me about it. Current tally: Once.
Most arenas do NOT offer special seating for dogs. Or drink specials for dogs.
BAG BOY
The National Solid Wastes Management Association brings you the dismissal of any Chicago coach.
Kidding me? The Bulls read these. But the Wizards, I could take ’em all.
Remember what Canada taught us: There is no shame in punting on third down.
Every time I play “Here Come the Hawks” on my Casio Tone.
Posers who show up in their designer brown bags.
