TODAY’S QUESTIONS
QUESTION 1: the red sox haven’t won a world series since wednesday. how long will this streak last?
QUESTION 2: how boring will the bears-49ers game be?
QUESTION 3: who was your favorite red sox player in the playoffs and why?
QUESTION 4: curt schilling is hitting the campaign trail for bush. thoughts?
QUESTION 5: what sports-related activity are you doing this weekend?
Jimmy Greenfield
Honestly, I think they’ll win it all again next year. Pressure’s off now.
To increase the excitement, I’m planning to watch with Ted Koppel.
Keith Foulke, who may be the toughest player in baseball.
Well, he is the top righty in
baseball.
I’m going to take a nice long jog with my goldfish.
Phil Thompson
At least until next Wednesday. I’m pretty confident about that.
What, we couldn’t get the Bengals in town?
Johnny Damon. I always loved Captain Caveman as a kid.
His ankle gives new meaning to political “stumping.” Bang, bang!
Marathon sleeping.
Leo Ebersole
They’ve been such lovable losers since then. C’mon, gang, let’s all rally behind them. (Puke.)
A C–Span “Instant Classic” in the making.
Keith Foulke was all business.
I hear Jimmy Fallon will hit the stage for a makeout session after each speech.
I’ll be watching mighty Northwestern drive a stake into Purdue’s heart. Or lose by 30.
Whizzer
Not as long as the Yankees, who don’t win again for the next 86 years.
It’ll be one of the most exciting pro football games in Chicago this week.
Bill Buckner. Because now he can be a grump in peace.
AL guys stick together. Now expect four more years of the DH.
Laughing at joggers.
Bag Boy
Forever. Just to stick it to those beer-soaked, cigar-chomping, beanheaded Boston fans.
Like watching my clothes tumble dry. No softener on the Hawks jersey, please.
Doug Mientkiewicz made bunting cool again.
If Scott Rolen comes out for Kerry, we’ll know how Tuesday ends up.
Banging my head against a wall. Personal record before unconsciousness: 75 times.
