Even from his hideaway cave, Osama bin Laden has probably seen a Web production by the JibJab guys, but there are plenty of other Web parodies flying around the Internet this political season.
Hip-Hop Debate
www.miniclip.com/hiphopdebate.htm
President Bush and Sen. John Kerry take to the streets in a hip-hop throwdown (JK’s moves include the “Flip-Flop”; W shows off his “Money Walk”). “VP Boy” (John Edwards, looking about 12) and “Baby Rice” (a cleavage-baring Condoleezza) are among the homies.
Build A Better Bush/The Many Faces Of Kerry
www.funny.ansme.com/politics/bush/build.html
www.funny.ansme.com/politics/kerry/faces.html
How would George W. look as a bald guy with “idiot” eyes and missing teeth? And how would John Kerry look as a junkie, a zombie or Frankenstein? After visiting this site, we’re really scared.
Google Race 2004
www.googlerace.com
Track the candidates (and former candidates) based on their “association with particular keywords.” Type in “barbecue beef,” for instance, and you find that Kerry is No. 1. “Wardrobe malfunction”? Joe Lieberman wins. At least here.
Political Circus
www.thepoliticalcircus.com
Ever wanted to launch a politician out of a cannon? Now you can. Video game skills required.
John Kerry’s Flip Flop Olympics
www.georgewbush.com/Olympics
Is Kerry for or against SUVs, “liberating” Iraq and improving education? Both, if you believe this game–which, not coincidentally, is part of the official George W. Bush site. Anyway, the goal is to guess in which order Kerry was for or against something. His supporters will not be amused.
Morph Bush And Kerry
www.politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushkerrymorph.htm
Mess with the mugs of Bush, Kerry, Cheney and Edwards, all from the comfort of your desk. (John Edwards doesn’t look so hot with one giant eye and a massive combover.)
Bush And Kerry Torture Chambers
www.liquidgeneration.com
Just what it sounds like. Wanna give the president a wedgie? Or would you rather deliver an eye poke or a face stretch to the senator from Massachusetts? Not for the, uh, scatologically sensitive.
John Kerry’s Softer Side
www.big-boys.com/articles/kerrylover.html
Are Kerry and Edwards more than running mates? This animated montage is set to Marvin Gaye crooning “Let’s Get It On.” (Funny, not dirty.)
