TODAY’S QUESTIONS
Topic 1: UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE WOULD YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD IN PROTEST?
Topic 2: JERMAINE DYE IS TO MAGGLO ORDONEZ AS …
Topic 3: THE MARLINS ARE CONSIDERING A MOVE TO LAS VEGAS. WHAT WOULD THEIR NICKNAME BE?
Topic 4: IS THE HEISMAN TROPHY AS PRESTIGIOUS AS IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO?
Topic 5: WHO IS MORE EXCITING TO WATCH: PEYTON MANNING OR LEBRON JAMES?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
It wouldn’t take much, I’m afraid. Probably just a poorly run pass route.
… Jose Guzman was to GregMaddux.
The Hookers. A little bit from the old, a little from the new.
Six words: Danny Wuerffel, Chris Weinke, Eric Crouch.
Manning is entering Jordan and Gretzky territory. It’s hard to look away.
PHIL THOMPSON
Why does a brother have to be protesting? I’m just minding my own.
… Paris Hilton is to a personality.
The Craps. Though they may have to fight the Cubs for that name.
Isn’t that a maneuver?
Peyton hugs Brian Urlacher in a commercial. I’m not ready for that.
LEO EBERSOLE
I already did it when Pepsi One came out.
… a used Corvette is to a new one.
The Mirage. Oh wait, that’s taken.
That was before O.J. auctioned his off, right?
LeBron, only because Peyton ain’t exactly an athletic marvel.
WHIZZER
Doesn’t matter. I never take my wizard’s cap off. Ever.
… Post Raisin Bran is to Kellogg’s Raisin Bran.
The Swingers. And yes, I do.
Come on, Ebersole won one in ’97.
Luckily, I wear bifocals so I can watch both.
BAG BOY
Never. My head, well, it’s my livelihood.
… Virgin Mary is to a Bloody Mary.
The High Balls. It works on so many levels.
My association with this award ended with Rashaan Salaam.
Who cares? I still can’t take my eyes off Chad Hutchinson.
