TODAY’S QUESTIONS
Topic 1: Sosa’s goodbye ad said: “Thank you Chicago, I love you!” What would your ad to Sosa say?
Topic 2: Jeromy Burnitz is to Sammy Sosa as …
Topic3: Should Phil Jackson return as L.A. Lakers coach, and why?
Topic 4: What do you think of Emmitt Smith signing a one-day contract with Dallas?
Topic 5: The final score of Super Bowl XXXIX will be …
JIMMY GREENFIELD
“Sammy, thanks for the memories. Now lose my number.”
An aging affable journeyman slugger is to an aging egotistical phony Hall-of-Famer.
Absolutely. America loves a good “ruined legacy” story.
He’ll still have a better year than Thomas Jones.
New England 37, Philadelphia 13. Trust me on this. I know a guy.
PHIL THOMPSON
“You’ll be back … as an over-the-hill designated hitter for the White Sox.”
Polka is to salsa music.
Don’t hate the coach, hate the player, but respect the game. I’m confused.
A nice gesture. And for that one day, Bill Parcells will put him through two practices–in pads.
Patriots 211 1/42, Eagles 15. Vegas will be in ruins.
LEO EBERSOLE
“Is anyone living in your million-dollar condo at the moment?”
My ability to work a crowd is to Snoop Dogg’s.
No. You think Kobe suddenly learned how to share the ball?
I’m thinking he missed running behind four All-Pro linemen.
Patriots 10, Eagles 6, Ebersole asleep by 9 p.m.
WHIZZER
“Have fun storming the castle!” Anyone? Anyone? It’s from “Princess Bride.”
On-sale salami is to gourmet ham.
Is he still alive? I had no idea.
It’s amazing what some people will do to not retire as a Cardinal.
Philadelphia 27, New England 24. I’ll stick with my preseason prediction.
BAG BOY
“Come back, Shane! Shane!” Uh, I mean, “Come back, Sammy! Sammy!”
Dave Wannstedt is to Mike Ditka.
Yes, but only as playa/coach.
Do not say that name in my presence. Do you have a Walter Payton question?
Bears 17, New England/Philadelphia 10. Hey, it could happen.
