TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: HOW WILL YOU GET THROUGH THE NEXT 16 MONTHS WAITING FOR the WNBA to come to chicago?
TOPIC 2: YOU GET 10 SECONDS WITH DONOVAN MCNABB. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO HIM?
TOPIC 3: WHICH INTERESTS YOU MORE: MAGGLIO’S FIRST GAME BACK IN CHICAGO OR SOSA’S?
TOPIC 4: LET’S GIVE JOSE CANSECO’S BOOK A NEW TITLE.
TOPIC 5: WILL THE NEWFOUND LOVE BETWEEN BEN AFFLECK AND JEN GARNER LAST?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
To understand the female basketball player’s mind-set, I’ll practice my ability to not dunk the ball.
Mr. McNabb, would you mind handing me your wallet? Yes, the one with unmarked bills.
Sosa’s first game. You’ll have Sox fans and Cub fans united in hatred. It will be glorious.
“How to Win Friends and Influence People.”
I think you wanted “Lifestyle 5 on 5.” Try Glamour or Cosmo, or some crap like that.
PHIL THOMPSON
That’s just enough time for Leo to get into shape. And that shape is a pear.
Hey, cheer up. Have some of this Chunky Soup New England Clam Chowder.
I want to see how Magglio’s knee holds up when a Cell fan tries to tackle him.
“Bash Backlash Makes Me Look Like An Ash”
She’s just using him to get closer to Manny Ramirez. Chicks dig the long hair.
LEO EBERSOLE
By conducting 13,653 mock expansion drafts.
You know Rodney Harrison was on the other team, right?
Sosa’s without a doubt. Maggs was a victim of his agent, not his pride.
“Jackass: The Book.”
Nah, she’ll leave him for the Mets next winter.
BAG BOY
Work up some Lisa Leslie heckles. It’s a whole new world.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 YOU BLEW IT! (Then run.)
Magglio’s. I’m going dressed as a giant ace bandage.
“The King of Babble On.”
It’s a plot to get L.A. their own NFL team. I don’t know how, but I can feel it in my bones.
MIKE NORTH
Watching one chick flick a week like “Bridges of Madison County” and “Notting Hill” and …
Donovan, I love Campbell’s Chokey Soup.
Neither, I’m waiting for the Paul Bako Experience.
“Quit Needling Me.”
As long as they both keep making bad movies.
