TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: What will Bill Murray do this year at the Pebble Beach pro-am?
TOPIC 2: We need four more guys to field nine against the Schaumburg Flyers. Who do we draft?
TOPIC 3: The NFL Pro Bowl is the most important …
TOPIC 4: Who leads the Cubs in saves next season?
TOPIC 5: Is Fashion Week the Super Bowl of fashion, or is the Super Bowl the Fashion Week of football?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
This is something you just can’t predict and why it’s impossible to look away.
Bill Murray, Sarah Silverman, Nikki Cappelli and Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah).
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Octavio Dotel. You heard it here first.
Well, I’ve watched the Super Bowl naked, but I’ve never played football at a dress shop.
PHIL THOMPSON
Shoot “Caddyshack III” with a Tiger instead of a gopher.
There are four members in G-Unit. That’s not a coincidence, that’s destiny.
… exhibition held in Hawaii. Wait, I’ve seen some really good luau dancing. Never mind.
No one. The Cubs have really healthy pitchers who’ll complete all their games.
No difference really: “We must protect this House …
of … Versace?”
LEO EBERSOLE
Dive into the waters off the sixth-hole fairway to hunt the shark that killed his friend.
No first-base coaches. That’s my position.
… contribution Hawaii makes to the rest of the U.S. How sad.
Bag Boy’s designated driver.
Excuse me while my head explodes.
WHIZZER
His very best. And then a little more.
Bag Girl and three of her hottie friends.
… backdrop to the NFL cheerleading competition.
Somebody not on the Cubs roster at this very moment. I’ll say “Brian Urlacher.”
Trick question. Roosters don’t lay eggs. Mama didn’t raise no fool.
BAG BOY
He’s from here, so I’m guessing he finishes last.
Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Gary Sheffield and–hey now, wait one second.
… thing going on in my life right now.
Seven different pitchers tie with 1.
I want the moron asking these questions to be strung up by his hair extensions.
