TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1. How do you spend the first day when pitchers and catchers report?
TOPIC 2. what company would you LET PUT A temporary tattoo on your forehead for 30 days?
TOPIC 3. Pick one player you’ll be watching in spring training, and why.
TOPIC 4. How could we improve the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition?
TOPIC 5. Looks like the Vikings have been sold. If the Bears were FOR SALE, who would make a good owner?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Eating bon bons and engaging in tickle fights with my posse.
Seamless Skin Grafts Inc.
Magglio Ordonez. I’m just fascinated he got a $75 million deal with a bum knee.
Pages upon pages of wardrobe malfunctions.
Anybody who would promise to bring back the Honeybears.
PHIL THOMPSON
Why can’t they all arrive at the same time? Let the outfielders shoot steroids on the bus ride there.
Wite-Out. No offense everyone.
The bishop, Don Magic Juan, but only through a pair of really thick shades. Play on, playa.
More hot celebrity models–like Corey Patterson.
Waste Management.
LEO EBERSOLE
I add arm stretches to my regular routine of spittin’ tobaccy and
adjusting myself.
Adidas, with the hope that Anna Kournikova decides to wear me.
I’ll be watching everybody on the Nationals, just to make sure this isn’t some kind of joke.
Magnifying glasses.
The Board of Trading Down.
BAG BOY
I break out the pitch back and play catch with myself.
Jewel-Osco.
Sammy Sosa. I’m already suffering from trader’s remorse. Was it the right thing to do?
Kidding me? Bag Girl reads this column, so I have no idea what this “edition” is.
The entire offensive line of the 1985 Bears.
MIKE NORTH
I’d spend the first day outside the park. If the Cubs don’t get a closer, that’s where a lot of balls end up.
WSCR-AM 670 The Score, but we only have enough money in our budget for 20 days.
The only guy I know who isn’t on steroids: Willie Harris.
Would 500 more pages be too much?
Krispy Kreme. They’d be perfect owners because they have more holes than the Bears.
