TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: The NBA will limit the size and number of beers sold at games. What’s the right size/number?
TOPIC 2: THE BEST PART OF NBA ALL-STAR WEEKEND IS …
TOPIC 3: SPRING TRAINING IS UNDER WAY. are you in playing shape?
TOPIC 4: do you have any ideas on how to make the daytona 500 cool for non-race fans?
TOPIC 5: NBA.COM ASKS FOR THE 10 GREATEST MOMENTS IN NBA HISTORY. WHAT’S YOUR NO. 1?
GREENFIELD, JIMMY
Make it one 800-ounce beer per row. Then make a killing by selling straws.
… the coaches. They have the same effect of a dad coaching
4-year-olds in tee ball.
I’m nowhere near ready. I’m still considering drafting Ken Griffey Jr. for my fantasy team.
Make the drivers dribble as they race and decree that crashing is not optional.
When she was about 6, my sister went on the floor at halftime and made a basket. Chills.
PHIL THOMPSON
One beer cup aerodynamically designed for maximum spillage on players.
… if there’s a wardrobe malfunction, no one will notice.
I’m from the John Kruk school of exercise, as in exercising my right not to do anything.
Put the cars on a giant hot wheels track. Jeff Gordon, you get the “Loop of Death.”
In 1979, the Luvabulls were formed. Five years later, Michael Jordan arrived. Coincidence?
LEO EBERSOLE
For Phil? Maybe a 4-ouncer.
… going to be Lil Jon at the dunk competition, you can count on that.
Absolutely! My trainer said I remind him of a young David Wells. But he kept smirking.
Make half the cars race clockwise.
Without a doubt, when Shaq pulled the shot clock down on his back.
WHIZZER
Ten 1-ounce beers served in tiny cans. So stop cussing and give me your keys, Barbie.
Watching B-list celebs act like A-list celebs. Mark McGrath? Puh-lease.
Can’t you tell? Look at my abs. Yes, they’re real. And they’re
spectacular.
Replace the cars with tricycles and the drivers with Japanese Snow Monkeys.
Some 6-year-old girl went on the floor and made a shot at halftime. And I lost $50.
Chris Galetto
Forget number and size.
You get one of mine if you promise to throw it at Ron Artest.
… we don’t have to worry about any Bulls getting hurt.
I’m in the best shape of my life.
My friend Jose hooked me up with a great program.
Get rid of all the rednecks.
Oh, wait. Then there isn’t any race.
When I dunked on Patrick Ewing in the conference finals.
That was pretty sweet.
