TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: Red Sox players are picking on A-Rod. Give the Yankees infielder some fighting words.
TOPIC 2: How should we rightfully honor the 25th anniversary of the 1980 U.S. hockey team?
TOPIC 3: Why won’t New York City get the 2012 Olympics?
TOPIC 4: What are the chances the Bulls trade someone before Thursday’s deadline?
TOPIC 5: You’re the GM of Five on Five. Make a trade and explain how and why.
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Phil and I are going to kick your ass. Well, I will anyway. Phil just ran away.
Build a statue of the whole team standing on the podium in Lake Placid. Give it to me.
Paris will be able to offer more in bribes. Damn devalued dollar.
11 percent.
Leo to Boston for Matt Clement. We gain a No. 3 starter and retain that face to boot.
PHIL THOMPSON
I was Yankee enough when they stole me right from under you.
Hold a reunion, then lock everyone out.
Most hotel rooms are booked by the hundreds of “Law & Order” cast members.
That would be foolish. All of their stars are young and will be the envy of the league in three years.
I’m hungry. Usher, a bag of peanuts for my friend, Leo. Aaaand done.
LEO EBERSOLE
Boy, my MVP trophy sure gets dusty. How do you keep yours clean, Trot Nixon?
By borrowing Whizzer’s skates and hitting the rink. We’d leave him the leg warmers, of course.
The marathoners don’t like the prospect of waiting two hours to get through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Zero. They’ve got the team they want.
Jimmy for a bleu cheese burger. His contract’s up next year, and my tummy’s rumbling.
WHIZZER
That’s it. I’m telling my mom.
1) Watch “Miracle” on DVD
2) get up, stretch legs
3) watch “Miracle” again.
No team from Madrid choked against the Red Sox in last year’s ALCS.
Equal to our chances of trading Bag Boy to Hooters for a bucket of wings.
What? Quick! Someone get Hooters on the phone!
BAG BOY
Hey Kevin Millar, you done waxing my Mercedes yet?
Same as the other 24: I’ll whine about losing in every Olympics since.
Jets fans don’t shower. That’s right. I said it.
Don’t mess with this team. Do not. Just don’t. Unless Shareef Abdul-Rahim is available.
Jimmy, Phil, Leo and the mutt to Sports Illustrated for models to be named later.
