TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: Maybe Eddy Curry needs a creative but tough nickname. Can you think of one?
TOPIC 2: With the conference tourney coming up, who is the Big Ten’s Player of the Year?
TOPIC 3: What’s your reaction to the warm greeting Jason Giambi got from fans at spring camp?
TOPIC 4: Rumor is there’s a bounty on one of your heads. Any guesses?
TOPIC 5: Was your number stored on Paris Hilton’s cell phone?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
“Picasso Buttercup.”
With Illinois players splitting the vote, I’ll go with Jamie Foxx.
Predictable. Fans, and I say this with all due respect, are twits.
I think some fans are after me. The twits.
No, but in related news, I don’t give a rat’s ass about Paris Hilton.
PHIL THOMPSON
“Eddy Munster.”
Sometimes they write themselves.
Pierre Pierce. Now wouldn’t that be one awkward awards ceremony?
I guess he’s got ’em pumped up somehow.
Pick Bag Boy. His head comes pre-packaged for easy disposal.
No, my phone would catch a virus.
I would catch a virus.
LEO EBERSOLE
“The Artist Formerly Known as ‘Soft.’ “
Vedran Vukusic. I can dream.
All is forgiven until you leave runners in scoring position.
Anyone crazy enough to put out a hit on Bag Boy would probably kill us all.
Yes. (Rips off mask to reveal face of Victoria Gotti.)
MIKE NORTH
“The Large Mound of No Rebound.”
Glen Rice. Whoops! I’m having a flashback.
Even Michael Jackson gets a warm greeting at Neverland.
Bag Boy. Because I like this gig.
No, but Angie Dickinson has my old beeper number.
BAG BOY
“Shaquille O’Neal.” Hey, maybe it’ll help.
Curveball coming. Should be Eddy Curry. He’d be a senior this year, by the way.
They worship that bozo, and I’m the one wearing the bag on my head?
Mike North. He’s standing so close I can’t tell if those are my toes or his.
You bet. She just hits “zero.” Sigh.
