TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: SOME FIRM WANTS TO PAY $3.5 BILLION FOR THE ENTIRE NHL. EXPLAIN THIS.
TOPIC 2: FOR NEXT WEEK’S BIG TEN TOURNAMENT, GIVE AN OUT-OF-TOWNER ONE TIP ABOUT CHICAGO.
TOPIC 3: BASEBALL’S RANDOM TESTING STARTED THURSDAY. HOW DO YOU THINK IT’S GOING SO FAR?
TOPIC 4: BARRY BONDS AND RANDY MOSS BOTH NOW PLAY IN THE BAY AREA. ANY THOUGHTS?
TOPIC 5: DO YOU THINK NFL PLAYERS ARE OVERWEIGHT?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Shhh. Oprah wanted to buy Stedman something nice for Sweetest Day.
If somebody approaches you to make extra money as a “figure model” … RUN!
Consider this: Every player called in sick today except Augie Ojeda.
Excellent. The Bay area is well known for its mental health services.
Oh no. Well, the horribly fat, obese ones are. Other than them, no.
PHIL THOMPSON
Apparently some gamer’s already bored with his NHL 2K5.
The rules here are simple. Don’t feed the pigeons … or Hoosiers.
I see a lot of guys asking for make-up exams.
Blunder Twin powers, aggravate!
Well, none of us here are fit to criticize, wink, wink, to my right.
LEO EBERSOLE
I’ll let Fox explain it on “When Billionaires Get Hit In the Head Too Many Times.”
Michigan fans are welcome to stay at my place. It’s out in the middle of the lake.
I just feel sorry for the guys holding the testing cup.
They should trade hairdos for the season.
I never ask a lady her weight. That’s right, Dallas Cowboys, I’m talking to you.
WHIZZER
Wall Street loves hockey. (Pssst. Is the guy in the hat pointing at me or Leo?)
Watch out for Big Ten mascots. They’ll be out at all the hot clubs.
LEO, DON’T YOU EVER ACCUSE ME OF USING ‘ROIDS! NOT EVER!
Now it’s easier for them to get together for their annual staring contest.
I say with all the conviction in my heart that the place-kickers most certainly are not.
BUTCH BRZESKI
Small price to pay to get to pick the brains of Bill Wirtz and Bob Pulford.
When counting your money on the “L,” put the big bills on top.
A little slow … players still think they’re taking paternity tests.
If you don’t like the way they drive, get off the sidewalks!
Nah, if they were only 8 to 10 inches taller, they would be perfect.
