TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: BY BEATING ILLINOIS, OHIO STATE PROVED …
TOPIC 2: WHAT DOES THE LOSS MEAN FOR ILLINOIS IN THE BIG TEN TOURNAMENT AND BEYOND?
TOPIC 3: EDDY CURRY’S RECENT STATEMENTS SOUND OMINOUS. WHAT DOES HE MEAN?
TOPIC 4: PICK A STORE THAT SHOULD GO INTO THE CUBS’ NEW PLANS FOR WRIGLEY FIELD.
TOPIC 5: MLB’S BUD SELIG PREDICTED THE ELIMINATION OF STEROIDS FROM BASEBALL THIS YEAR. AGREE OR DISAGREE?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
… even a broken team is right once a season. Is that how the saying goes?
They have to win the Big Ten tourney to still be intimidating.
Oh, does it matter? He’s a lazy bum. I’ve moved on.
Greenfield’s Instant Loans for Today’s Drunken Fan.
Right, and there are never any positive drug tests in the NFL.
PHIL THOMPSON
… that Illinois really is Chicago’s team. Welcome, have a seat next to the ’85 Bears.
It means Vegas will have a field day come tournament time.
Well, to paraphrase, he’s saying, “Wah wah wah, wah-wah wah wah.”
Ace Hardware. So when both aces get injured, they won’t have far to go.
Baseball couldn’t get rid of the
Expos and Devil Rays, much less this other plague.
LEO EBERSOLE
… they really earned those
$50-an-hour landscaping wages.
They’ll be too motivated to lose again. OR WILL THEY? Yes, they will.
“Attention Isiah Thomas: I’d look good in Knicks blue-and-orange.”
Stone Cold–er, Cold Stone Creamery.
Bud, come back to reality. After you’ve deplaned from your private jet, of course.
WHIZZER
… that, as predicted, Matt Sylvester is the Big Ten player
of the year.
Time for a hug, a magical hug that makes them shoot better than Sunday’s 38 percent.
I don’t pay attention to anyone who plays 16 minutes in one game.
Just a helipad up top for my
Bell helicopter. I hate driving to Wrigleyville.
Agree. I also believe that every stadium is home to little sprites that live in gumdrop houses.
BAG BOY
… Sports Illustrated is about to get a whole bunch of cancellations.
Game over. No dice. End of the line. Thanks for playing. Man,
this hurts.
He leaves this summer, develops and becomes an All-Star for another team.
A 24-hour dry cleaner because nobody up there ever closes.
Depends. Will he extend testing to the crowd? Fans just keep getting bigger and bigger.
