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What’s a horse-racing handicapper from Kentucky doing measuring up the NCAATournament field?

Chalk it up to March madness.

Just for fun (remember, this is for entertainment purposes

only), Chicago Tribune horse-racing handicapper Liam Durbin wrote a computer model for the tournament based on his horse-racing form, keeping some categories intact.

Durbin’s computer-rated selections for the Arlington and Hawthorne tracks appear in the Tribune daily and online at chicagosports.com. But the guts of this basketball program are different. Here’s how it works:

SPEED: Ateam’s ability to put points on the board

consistently.

CLASS: Ateam’s strength of schedule and strength of

conference, with games played against ranked teams.

FORM: The ability to win games, in particular against

teams that have their own quantity and quality wins.

CONNECTIONS: Acatch-all for coach’s win percentage,

and other intangibles Durbin threw in, well, because

it’s his program. He even predicts score, a definite

sign of madness.

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ILLINI FORTUNE TELLING

How will Durbin’s predictions fare? RedEye will track them during the tournament.

But here’s how his formula predicts Illinois’ next three weeks, with a comment from RedEye’s own Whizzer.

First round

TEAM / SPEED / CLASS / FORM / CONN / FINAL

Illinois 10.5, 18.5, 12.5, 12.1, 84

Fair. Dickenson 9.5, 1.5, 7.5, 7.9, 44

Whizzer: Really?

Illinois over a No. 16 seed. Tough call.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Second round

TEAM / SPEED / CLASS / FORM / CONN / FINAL

Illinois 10.8, 16.1, 14.4, 10.9, 83

Texas 9.2, 3.9, 5.6, 9.1, 51

Whizzer: Bold stroke.

I have Nevada here in my bracket,

but what do I know? I’m a cartoon.

Sweet 16

TEAM / SPEED / CLASS / FORM / CONN / FINAL

Illinois 10.7, 13.9, 11.9, 11.5, 83

Boston College 9.3, 6.1, 8.1, 8.5, 59

Whizzer: Illinois by 24?

That’s too rich for my blood, but I agree with the result.

Elite Eight

TEAM / SPEED / CLASS / FORM / CONN / FINAL

Illinois 10.1, 10.3, 11.3, 9.2, 87

Oklahoma St. 9.9, 9.7, 8.7, 10.8, 84

Whizzer: Crunch time. I’ll go along with the box, but I’ll add this will be the best game of the tourney.

Final Four

TEAM / SPEED / CLASS / FORM / CONN / FINAL

Illinois 10.8, 11.1, 12.4, 8.9, 84

Pittsburgh 9.2, 8.9, 7.6, 11.1, 75

Whizzer: Pittsburgh doesn’t win a game. My brackets has Gonzaga here. And sorry, Bulldogs. It’s over. Again.

National championship

TEAM / SPEED / CLASS / FORM / CONN / FINAL

Illinois 10.1, 11.7, 8.4, 39.5, 83

North Carolina 9.9, 8.3, 11.6, 40.5, 82

Whizzer: Wishful thinking from an in-state computer. Has this hard drive seen the Tar Heels front line? Control-alt-delete

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Edited by Chris Malcolm (ccmalcolm@tribune.com) and Chris Courtney (cdcourtney@tribune.com)