TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: IS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING A REAL SPORT?
TOPIC 2: WE’RE ONE WEEK INTO THE BASEBALL SEASON. ASSESS IT SO FAR.
TOPIC 3: WHAT DOES TODD WALKER’S KNEE INJURY MEAN FOR THE CUBS?
TOPIC 4: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE BULLS FACE IN THE PLAYOFFS?
TOPIC 5: PICK OUT ONE GUY HERE THAT YOU COULD BEAT UP?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Absolutely. Then again, I also believe fairies and little pixies are real.
The Cubs organization has a misery to it that is palpable.
They become faster but not as deep. That’s a good tradeoff.
Four different teams.
Isn’t “Queer Eye” on Bravo? Not saying, just saying.
PHIL THOMPSON
As real as Cubs baseball.
I’ll never get over those ridiculous uniforms they have to wear.
Isn’t that right, Bravo?
Cubs fans have a legitimate reason to keep hating Carlos Lee.
It doesn’t matter, as long as they’re not the ones getting “faced.”
I won’t say Bravo because … oh what the hell. Hey, Beret Boy. You’re dead meat.
LEO EBERSOLE
Dunno. What do you think,
Bag Boy? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
The Cubs are destined for another battle. For the top pick in the amateur draft.
It means he’s more of a Limper than a Walker. Huh? Huh? No,
Sgt. Bravo, not the steel chair …
Anyone on the East Coast besides Miami.
I could knock Bag Boy into last week. Phil, fetch my whuppin’ gloves.
BAG BOY
If it takes a real athlete to run around in his undies, then I’m Carl freaking Lewis.
Cubs break my heart, Sox set me up for heartbreak.
Go ask Jimmy’s pixie friends.
How about this Bravo character here? He looks soft on defense. C’mon, brutha!
Leo and Sgt. Bravo, you’re both going down … right after I have another seven beers.
MST. SGT. BRAVO
IS IT REAL?! Get in the ring and find out. Come on, Bag Boy … GET IN THE RING!
Yawn! At least reporters stopped talking about Canseco’s book.
It’s only been a week.
Kerry Wood rests easy as reporters stop writing about him being injury-prone.
Doesn’t matter who they face, only how much they lose by. That’s right, Bag Boy, I said it.
Just one? Who got on my nerves most today? BAG BOY! And come back here, Phil!
