TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: DID YOU TAKE YOUR MLB-MANDATED PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG TEST YET?
TOPIC 2: WHAT WOULD MAKE LOCAL HOOPS RECRUIT JON SCHEYER CHOOSE ILLINOIS OVER DUKE?
TOPIC 3: HAVE YOU HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPION RED SOX ALREADY?
TOPIC 4: MIKE TYSON, 38, FIGHTS A JOURNEYMAN JUNE 11. WILL YOU PAY TO WATCH?
TOPIC 5: WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THE PROPOSED NBA AGE LIMIT OF 20?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
I did, and my specimen is in the RedEye fridge next to Bag Boy’s OJ.
It’s easier to spell Weber than Kzyrw … Kzzrew … Krzrwe …
Nope. Keep ’em coming. You with me, Leo?
I’d pay to not watch.
Against it, unless they put in an IQ limit for owners.
PHIL THOMPSON
If I was on the juice, my fingers would swell and I ccou.ldnm’t ytyper thesze wwoerdds.
Jon, do you really want to go to a school named after a dog? No
offense, Whizzer.
I don’t think my Yankee-lovin’ friend Leo caught all of it. Roll tape!
The only Tyson I’m paying for is a microwave chicken dinner.
As soon as they do the same for tennis, hockey and baseball. Preach on, Jermaine O’Neal.
LEO EBERSOLE
Yes, and apparently I’m five months pregnant.
The prospect of playing in a Dick Vitale-free zone.
Enough is enough. It’s not like they won a gold in figure skating.
Uh, Jimmy, you still got that “free trial,” right?
Ludicrous. Pros are pros, regardless of age.
MIKE NORTH
No, I need to hold off one more month.
An envelope filled with something.
I’ve heard enough about Mark Prior.
If the fight’s held at a bar I’m drinking at.
If you can fight and vote at 18 and drive at 16, you should not have an age limit in the NBA.
BAG BOY
I’d have to say–PFFFFT! Man, this juice tastes funny.
Go back in time, beat the Tar Heels, then let Scheyer hold the trophy.
Yes. And if they make a sequel to “Fever Pitch,” I’m taking hostages.
Only if that journeyman is Mr. Mike North.
On a related note, my folks didn’t let me drive until I was 20. Which explains plenty.
