TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: YOUR 2004-05 NBA CHAMPION WILL BE …
TOPIC 2: YOUR BEARS’ NO. 1 DRAFT PICK WILL BE …
TOPIC 3: ARE YOU SICK OF STEVE STONE?
TOPIC 4: WHAT WAS YOUR WORST SPORTS INJURY?
TOPIC 5: WHAT WHITE SOX PLAYER HAS SURPRISED YOU THE MOST?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
The Miami Heat. Shaq will be back, and he’ll be too much.
Mike Williams. No risk, no reward.
Almost. Can we all chip in and send him on a five-month cruise?
Getting picked last for kickball in 6th grade.
Jon Garland, easily. If he’s for real, order playoff tickets now.
PHIL THOMPSON
The Suns over the Heat. Get your lame puns ready.
They’ll want Ronnie Brown. They’ll get Carnell Williams.
I can’t take him without Chip Caray. OK, I’ll be getting help now.
CTA train-jumping. Those Blue Line doors get you every time.
Joe Crede, batting .296 with 8 RBI. I shall dub you, Greedy Crede.
LEO EBERSOLE
… running circles around the Bulls in the second round.
… better than Curtis Enis, and you can take that to the bank.
Shut up and pitch!!! Sorry, what was the question?
Haven’t had a bad one, but I hear Phil chipped a fingernail once.
Paul Konerko. Has a Sox player ever hit 50 homers in a season?
WHIZZER
The Wizards. Sorry boys.
Ronnie Brown. RBs with bland names are so the Bears.
No, he’s fine. But he has to learn how to say “no comment.”
You ever tried cockfighting?
Just don’t. That’s all I’ll say.
Scott Podsednik. He makes the BEST apple pancakes.
BAG BOY
The Bulls. Whizzer, don’t even talk to me.
Braylon Edwards. How can they go wrong with a Michigan WR?
He sure is lingering. Guess he’s the new Mike Ditka.
Took a hockey stick to the face, requiring three pieces of Scotch tape.
Mark Buehrle is so good I nearly took my bag off last week.
