TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: HOW CAN WE WELCOME NEW BEARS RB CEDRIC BENSON TO CHICAGO?
TOPIC 2: WHICH NEW NFL PLAYER WILL BE THE BIGGEST BUST?
TOPIC 3: SAYING THE SOX HAD THEIR BEST 18-GAME START IN HISTORY IS LIKE SAYING …
TOPIC 4: ANY ADVICE FOR LATROY HAWKINS?
TOPIC 5: THE BULLS ARE WEARING BLACK SHOES FOR THE PLAYOFFS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PHIL THOMPSON
Let him perform. I heard Cedric’s quite the entertainer.
Can I pick the Redskins? Not their picks, just the ‘Skins themselves?
… “How’s things on the North Side?”
Be sure to blame Dusty Baker on your way out. He loves that.
I don’t see color, hence my collection of orange ties.
LEO EBERSOLE
By impounding his car until he pays for a parking sticker. It’s how I got my start.
Maybe Mike Williams … will let Troy Williamson polish his bronze Hall of Fame bust.
… Jennifer Lopez is in her strongest marriage yet.
Whatever you’re doing, stop.
Black armbands. Just kidding. Full funeral dress.
WHIZZER
Ced’, you’ve already made us forget about Curtis Enis and Rashaan Salaam. No, really.
I’ll say “Anna Nicole Smith.” Hey ho!
… Sox fans wish the season were only 18 games long.
Want a revenue generator? Charge LaTroy for his great seats.
I’m in the black Vera Wang short jersey halter dress with chiffon
inserts that Leo loaned to me.
MAGIC 8 BALL
Better not to tell you now. He might take it the wrong way.
Without a doubt, Maurice Clarett.
… the Magic 8-ball can change your life.
My reply is “No.”
Try again later, like if they get to the finals.
BAG BOY
Tell him his first chance to fumble at the goal line is only four months from now.
Please be Aaron Rodgers, please be Aaron Rodgers …
… the sandwich I had for lunch Thursday was my best lunch this week.
I like this 8-ball’s spunk, I truly do. And LaTroy, your future is “hazy.”
Crank-calling the Wizards’ hotel rooms at 3 a.m. on game days.
