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Other answers to mysteries the Tempo Subcommittee on Loose Ends would like to see:
– Is Tom Cruise really, um, a, um, Scientologist?
– Who stole Phil Spector’s mirror?
– Is John Bolton’s mustache for real?
– What happened to Lindsay Lohan’s bust line?
– Will the Runaway Bride ever settle down?
– What was the deal with those Weapons of Mass Destruction?
– What ever happened to the other Darren on “Be-witched”?
– Is there a bottom to Ben Affleck’s career?
