TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: what convinced scott skiles to sign with the bulls?
TOPIC 2: these nba prospects in chicago, what can they do during their downtime?
TOPIC 3: it’s detroit vs. san antonio in the nba finals. describe your level of excitement.
TOPIC 4: marquette hilltoppers or golden eagles? you make the call.
TOPIC 5: brad pitt says he ‘can’t get out of the press.’ how can you help him?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
The rising cost of hair-care products.
Take an evening class at the Moody Bible Institute. Afterward, hit the strip clubs.
It’s much the same feeling as when I realize the only thing on
TV is a Whoopi Goldberg movie.
Hilltoppers. See, it’s that easy. Now just pick a name!
Change his name to Bradgelina, shortly after his sex-change
operation.
PHIL THOMPSON
The team finally threw in some courtside seats to every Bulls game. … Waitaminute!
Watch the “Gilmore Girls” marathon at Maegan’s house. That way, they can meet Leo.
Not high. Watching Tim Duncan
is like watching beige paint dry. In slow motion.
Neither. How about the Marquette Baguettes? They run the pick-and-sourdough-roll.
The best way to beat the press is dribble penetration. Angelina Jolie can help on both counts.
LEO EBERSOLE
The team included a batch of Rogaine in its final offer.
They can browse the fake platinum jewelry I plan on selling outside my place.
It’s a tick above “flatlining.” ABC should offer caffeine pills before every game.
My vote’s with “Brickheads.”
He should visit a remote beach in Africa with Angelina Jolie. Surely no one will find him there.
BAG BOY
He enjoys having his summers off.
Grab an application at the Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald’s. Always good to have a backup plan.
Nuclear.
I still stand by “Keggers” just as I stand by the keg.
Easy. Stop giving interviews where you say you can’t get out
of the press.
MAEGAN CARBERRY
Chicago’s awesome weather.
Take Leo shopping on Michigan Avenue for his prom dress.
I haven’t felt this way since the opening of Billy Bob Thornton’s “The Alamo.”
They should really just borrow that symbol Prince was using for a while.
Maybe Bag Boy can loan him an extra grocery bag.
