TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: How are you spending the All-Star break?
TOPIC 2: What kind of derby would you win?
TOPIC 3: Are you bummed the Olympics dropped baseball and softball for 2012?
TOPIC 4: What are you doing to get ready for Bears’ training camp?
TOPIC 5: Who among you most deserves a beaning?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Doing a lot of soul-searching. Also, watching “Rockford Files” reruns.
The infield fly-rule derby
Not really. The Londoners were just going to play cricket anyway.
Reviewing old film of me sweating while players refuse my autograph requests.
I’ll take one for the team. Besides, it might help.
PHIL THOMPSON
I’m finally going to get around to that Jose Canseco book. The bonfire’s all set.
The Furbie Derby. Those little suckers can move.
Heck, after that last showing, can we get them to drop basketball too?
Taking down my poster of Cedric the Entertainer and putting up Cedric the Touchdown-Gainer.
I’ve always wanted to bean Bag Boy. Get it? Bean Bag? Fine then, bean me.
LEO EBERSOLE
Drinking, mouthing off–basically the same thing David Wells does.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken
Derby.
Yes. Where else are we going to get a look at players the Yankees will overpay?
I’m not converting on any and all third downs.
Phil. He’s too pretty. And I use that term relatively.
WHIZZER
Eating bonbons and sipping whiskey from my lady’s bellybutton.
The sleeping derby.
It really sticks in my craw, and I don’t even have a craw.
Preparing for the grand opening of my Bourbonnais sushi bar.
Jimmy, and without a helmet, please.
BAG BOY
Planning out the Cubs and Sox’s rotations for the next six weeks.
The Kentucky Derby. Seriously, it’s my dream, and not as a jockey.
Who cares? The U.S. didn’t even qualify in 2004.
Heckling the plants.
All of us.
