TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: what do ex-athletes playing “competitive” celebrity golf remind you of?
TOPIC 2: Barry Bonds is certain he’ll be back in 2006. What are you certain of?
TOPIC 3: pick the ideal location for future bears training camps?
TOPIC 4: if you were in the tour de france, how would you catch lance armstrong?
TOPIC 5: Predict kyle “the body” farnsworth’s postbaseball career?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Ex-movie stars hosting TV talk shows.
That at $18 million, Bonds will be the most overpaid player in baseball in 2006.
About 50 miles from wherever Bob Avellini is hanging out.
Always calling for low and inside, and I’d never let him wave me off.
Pitchman for Sealy Posturepedic.
PHIL THOMPSON
There’s a place for ex-athletes who still want to play sports. It’s called “the DH.”
I’m certain he’ll team up with Samuel L. Jackson for the world’s angriest buddy movie.
Given their propensity for thigh injuries, I’d say the Quad Cities. And swish.
Have Barry Bonds chase me in a riding mower.
He endorses a line of cars called the Farnsworth Bentleys. Wonder where he got that idea?
LEO EBERSOLE
The five of us playing Trivial Pursuit.
I’m certain I’ll be back too. He’s coming back to a Dairy Queen, right?
A plastic bubble sealed off from the ailments of man. And still Brian Urlacher would pull a muscle.
I’d turn my arms into hooks, “T2”-style, sink them into his bike seat and enjoy the ride.
Tackling dummy.
WHIZZER
Miss July 1983 welcoming this year’s Rose Bowl teams to the Mansion.
I’m certain Barry Bonds will change his mind. Then again, maybe not.
Maui.
He is the wind. He cannot be caught. He is ethereal. Gosh, I
really love red wine.
Bouncer at Slugger’s.
BAG BOY
David Letterman flirting with Katie Holmes.
That this bag doesn’t come off until somebody here wins a title.
Imagine the crowds at Grant Park. Call it “Lovie-palooza.”
Remember Wile E. Coyote with the rocket roller skates? Just like that.
Cubs manager.
