TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: what is a more appropriate name for the hall of fame game?
TOPIC 2: why haven’t you gone to bourbonnais yet?
TOPIC 3: what goes through your mind when you see Sosa has homered?
TOPIC 4: Larry brown may make as much as $50 million. Your reaction please.
TOPIC 5: what promotion would lure you back to see the blackhawks?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
“The Misnomer Game.”
When I want to spend time with hicks, I just call Phil and Leo.
Did I pick up my dry cleaning?
He is going to get a huge buyout when he quits in two years.
The promotion of me from disgruntled fan to current owner.
PHIL THOMPSON
Bears? Dolphins? “The Crying Game.”
I made a promise to the folks in Platteville. Oh, what the heck, they can’t read.
I was so mad, I popped a cork.
Seemed excessive until I realized he has to coach Jamal Crawford.
A dance team, kind of like the Luvabulls. But don’t give them skates.
LEO EBERSOLE
“The Only Time Jeremy Shockey Lived Up to the Hype.”
It sounds like a sauce for veal, and I have a paralyzing fear of French Provincial cooking.
He might have the numbers, but he’s no Frank Robinson.
When’s my bitching and moaning going to earn me a pay raise?
A Ferrari giveaway.
WHIZZER
“The Cade McNown-Free Zone.”
If I want to experience a tragedy, I’ll go see “The Bad News Bears.”
I can’t help but think he’ll never do that in a World Series.
Now he can afford a replica Spurs ’04-’05 championship ring.
I’ll go if they let me bring my owner. He’s paper-trained, I swear.
MICHAEL DAMERGIS
The 4-12 Dolphins vs. the 5-11 Bears. Smells like a Hall of Shame Game to me.
Why drive to Bourbonnais when I can see inept players on Clark and Addison?
So that’s what a non-steroid-fueled home run looks like.
It shouldn’t take that much money for a reasonable man to justify leaving Detroit.
$1 beer night. With no cutoff.
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