TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: Anything catch your eye in Monday’s Bears game?
TOPIC 2: The Cubs traded Mike Remlinger to Boston because …
TOPIC 3: Tell us what you know about Eddie Basden.
TOPIC 4: Looks like the Athens Olympics cost $16 billion. How would you have spent that dough?
TOPIC 5: What Busch Stadium item are you most likely to bid on in the auction?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Rex Grossman played, Mike Brown played, Brian Urlacher played. They all walked off healthy.
Well, Remlinger was awful.
But also the Cubs figured out they’re sellers, not buyers.
As a boy, his life was turned into a TV show, “The Courtship
of Eddie’s Father.”
By taking 2 billion of my closest friends out for lunch.
Albert Pujols.
PHIL THOMPSON
Thump Belton caught a pass. Shouldn’t anyone named “Thump” be a safety?
… where they’re not going, they won’t need him.
I know the Bulls signed yet another guard and yet another
Eddie. They going for a set?
I’m sorry, you’ll have to direct all questions to Prime Minister
Beyonce.
They’re even selling urinals, I see. The Cubs should buy one as a metaphor for their season.
LEO EBERSOLE
Ron Turner’s offense looks good enough to beat any third-string defense in the league.
… Johnny Damon may need a beard transplant.
He hails from UNC-Charlotte, which also produced Clay Aiken.
I’d buy Styx and command them to play “Lady” whenever Jimmy, Phil or Bag Boy walks by.
Mark McGwire’s old locker.
I’m trying to put on some muscle.
MIKE NORTH
They gained more than 2 yards.
… if we lose, no graybeards allowed.
Nothing.
A new space shuttle.
Mark McGwire’s acne removal kit.
BAG BOY
I try to stay levelheaded, but Kyle Orton just may be the next Joe Montana.
… the Red Sox haven’t seen him pitch this season.
He’s no Jannero Pargo. But then again, who is?
I’d take it all in pennies and blow it at wishing wells wishing I had taken it all in $100 bills instead.
The honor of hitting the demolition button.
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