TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: What does Chad Hutchinson do next?
TOPIC 2: You know, folks, the NFL preseason is so long …
TOPIC 3: What can this nation’s fantasy football owners expect this season?
TOPIC 4: Do we send a get-well gift to Sammy Sosa?
TOPIC 5: What were you doing Sunday during the Chicago triathlon?
JIMMY GREENFIELD
Contact the NHL to see if he can steal a few million from yet a third pro sport.
… when it began the Bears had a prayer.
Anybody who wins their league will get a free foot massage from Chris Berman.
Sure, a mackerel and a copy of his career stats wrapped in a newspaper.
Completing yet another reverse triathlon: eating, sleeping and watching TV.
PHIL THOMPSON
I’d say he should throw in the towel, but it would just be intercepted and run back for a touchdown.
… that a Bears QB can win a starting gig and lose a starting and it’s still not even over.
To move within three spots of Trekkies on the geek food chain.
Sure, maybe pick up a juicer from the store. What? I hear he likes things juiced.
I was running through my thoughts, does that count?
LEO EBERSOLE
He throws caution to the wind, only to have it picked off and
returned for a score.
… John Madden is already asking to be put back into cold storage.
Lowball trade offers from Phil.
Yes, but I can’t decide between “Harold Reynolds Presents Baseball” and “Line Drive Hitting Drills.”
Working up a good sweat, then remembering to turn the air
conditioning on.
WHIZZER
Beers with Steve Stenstrom.
… that last year’s preseason is just now finishing up.
More powerful and more frequent wedgies.
Sox playoff tickets.
Same as always: telling people I’ll compete in next year’s triathlon.
BAG BOY
Star in a remake of “Heaven Can Wait.” He plays a quarterback.
… that Rex Grossman’s healed and ready to fracture something else before the opener.
Finishing well ahead of me. A third-rounder on Cedric Benson? What was I thinking?
We’ve moved past him; he’s moved past us. And, yes, we’re both limping.
Sleeping off Friday night’s binge.
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