TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: You’re managing against the Sox in the playoffs. What’s your strategy?
TOPIC 2: What could possibly make Lance Armstrong come out of retirement?
TOPIC 3: Why hasn’t Corey Patterson agreed to play winter ball?
TOPIC 4: Name your favorite QB among the Bears’ last 20 starting QBs.
TOPIC 5: Fall’s approaching, so give us a TV show that readers must check out this season.
JIMMY Greenfield
Bunt on every play, run the bases backward, and never let them discover I’m insane.
If all his bicycling records are broken by Rafael Palmeiro.
He’s vowed to do whatever he can to keep his strikeout totals down.
Come on, I can’t remember that far back! That’s, like, three years ago!
“Man Dating with Leo & Phil.”
PHIL Thompson
Talk about the Cubs and nothing but the Cubs. Old wounds are the best wounds.
He just got engaged. Now he needs an excuse to get out of the house.
He knows the best way to stay with the Cubs is break his leg skiing and miss half of next season.
Henry Burris. I called him “El
Burro” because the Bears have a long history of jackasses at QB.
I recommend most athletes
watch “Head Cases” on Fox. “Prison Break” works too.
LEO Ebersole
Fill Carl Everett’s locker with dinosaur bones and address Ozzie Guillen as “Senor Stinky.”
Mink coat money. It’s what keeps Mike Tyson coming back.
C’mon, it’s just a game.
Uh, I’d like to use my lifeline now. … No? Can I poll the audience?
“Doll Collecting with Jimmy and Phil.” May not be available outside Phil’s basement.
MIKE NORTH
Bring your rosary, you’ll need it.
Riding his bike more with George W.
He’s happy hitting .225.
Shane Matthews. He could still start.
“The Mike North Morning Show” on WMAQ-Ch. 5 Mondays and
Fridays at 6:50 a.m.
BAG BOY
Save myself some time and ask that all games be decided by “Rock, Paper, Scissors.”
Sheryl Crow’s 100th acoustic
performance of The Coasters’ “Yakety Yak.”
He’s still trying to get the hang on this summer ball thing.
Steve Stenstrom, only because I remember him the least.
HBO’s “Rome.” Great battles,
conquering heroes, men in skirts. It’s like hanging out here.
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