TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: Give us your best original home-run call.
TOPIC 2: What can Donovan McNabb and Terrell Owens talk about now?
TOPIC 3: The Saints’ owner said the Saints winning could mean more to the relief effort than money. Really?
TOPIC 4: If the Vikings get a new stadium, what could we call it?
TOPIC 5: An AusSIE ATHLETE is amputating a finger to KEEP playing. What would you do to stay in 5 on 5?
PHIL THOMPSON
“Board. Put it on, you can. Yes.” Can you believe I just came up with that?
They can discuss to what degree that loss is all McNabb’s fault.
Yes, if he collects on all the betting odds against them.
The Nordic Track?
I’d give a finger to all of you.
LEO EBERSOLE
“Like Vanilla Ice, that ball has little to no chance of coming back.”
How they’re both soooo not talking to kicker David Akers.
Um, no, but nice attempt at sounding relevant.
The House That Mike Tice Had No Idea How To Build.
I battle through sweat and tears every day, but you would too if you sat near Phil.
WHIZZER
“FORGET SKYLAB–THIS ONE AIN’T COMING BACK DOWN!”
Andy Reid’s big butt. Meow! Saucer of milk, table two!
Of course, and that’s why admission to all Saints games will be free.
Zygi’s Stardust Lounge.
I’d amputate one of Mike North’s fingers.
MIKE NORTH
That ball is hit, it could be out of here. It is! Sookie, Sookie, now!
What most women talk about: Where to get a good pedicure.
They won’t give you water or build you a house if the Saints are 5-0. You must have money.
The tool shed.
I’m not going anywhere.
BAG BOY
“Boom goes the dynamite!” OK, I stole it from that kid, but what’s he gonna do?
Probably what movie to rent.
My guess: “Steel Magnolias.”
I’d pay to see the Bears win so, yeah, I guess he has a point.
Wounded Knee.
I’d lose 10 pounds, but mostly in water weight after crying during Bears games.
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